More Random Thoughts ~ Thanks, Ashley!

Yesterday my friend Ashley sent me a bunch more random thoughts, and I picked a handful of them to share with you guys!  Some are hilarious and some ridiculously cynical hahah.  Hope you like!  Thanks again, Ashley!

• If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

• We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 

• Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 

• Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 

• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; To steal from many is research. 

• I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. 

• I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. 

• A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. 

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Love,
Hannah