Random Thoughts 35-44:
35. I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?
36. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
37. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
38. When I meet a new girl (or boy), I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
39. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.
40. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
41. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
42. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.
43. I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
44. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
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Love,
Hannah
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