My friend Jess always likes to send me random emails she gets from co-workers or her dad in particular. Sometimes it's a joke, an inspirational picture or beautiful slideshows, but there is one email she sent me that I have kept in my inbox for over a year now. It's a list of random thoughts someone put together that are--believe me--incredibly relevant to your everyday life. I’m pretty sure you will be able to relate to every single one in some way or another. And these little gems will have you laughing each time you read them!
I’ve listed a handful of the random thoughts to give you a couple laughs for today. I will continue to post more of them throughout the week until I run out (in between my regular posts). Why not give them all to you in one long post? Hellooooo, so you can keep coming back to my blog of course. And for a less selfish reason, so you can think of some random thoughts you’d like to share! Email me your thoughts so I can put them together in a post next week.
Random Thoughts 1-11:
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?
3. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
4. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
5. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
6. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
7. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
8. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
9. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
10. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
11. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
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Love,
Hannah
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